How to get mount and blade warband free on steam

#HOW TO GET MOUNT AND BLADE WARBAND FREE ON STEAM PROFESSIONAL#

If you are on a killing streak and you can afford the most expensive armour, you can take the plunge and spend it.Д«ut if you get killed a lot afterwards, you won't be able to afford all of your armour and weapons. * Please note that most multiplayer servers have a mechanism where you earn money if you kill and lose money if you die. While this may attract golddiggers who only want to add you on Steam because of your very expensive Swadian infantry armour, it does display status and money.* Clad yourself in the most expensive armour you can afford.You need to try both to see which yields more success in your woman-hunting conquest. Again, this may come as a suprise, but women have different interests and are turned on by different things. Go without armour, either full-on naked to show your washboard abs and V-taper, or without armour but still with the standard (tight-fitting clothes) to show your lean, muscular body.Now you have 2 options with your armour, one is riskies than the other (try to guess for yourself which one): Now that you have chosen the right faction to join, it is finally time to play dress up and make sure you are #dapper enough to approach a female in the server. Now you are ready to select a suitable name, with the hopes of acquiring a suitable mate. This way she will associate you with attractive people and therefore think YOU are attractive (let's not kid each other, you are ugly as в™Ґв™Ґв™Ґв™Ґ). Use names of famous attractive men, like Ryan_Gosling, Zezima and Donald_Trump.

I have had the least success with the name 'в™Ґв™Ґв™Ґв™Ґв™Ґdestroyer69', although that may be because of bad timing in the server. Names with offensive words or/and profanities are generally not a good idea.

#HOW TO GET MOUNT AND BLADE WARBAND FREE ON STEAM PROFESSIONAL#

Women generally like mature and professional men (Kanye West, 2013). This makes you look unprofessional and immature.

Names with the following numbers in it decrease your chances of success: 69, 420, 666, 123(456789), 999, or any of these combinations.

I have done an extensive study on possible names and their effects on women (or the men pretending to be women). Now take heed, picking the right name is crucial to your succes with women in this game. So click on that option, and you will get prompted with choosing a name for your multiplayer character. For us, the option 'Multiplayer' is the most interesting (you will find out later why).

Options like 'Play Tutorial', 'Load Game' and 'Multiplayer' are visible in the menu. If you start Mount & Blade: Warband and wait 10 minutes till it has loaded like me, you will see a basic menu on the left side of your screen.

How to get mount and blade warband free on steam